Cthulhu and Fake Jesus: Plans and Stuff

Author: DH-01

Date: January 5, 2002

by DH-01
1-05-02
So, it's a new year... and we've yet to exact our revenge on Sachiko and Fuxxxor! What the hell is wrong with us, Fake Jesus?
Not sure, Cthulhu honey, but I'm sure we'll find some way to make them both suffer greatly for their crimes against us...
... hey! I was thinking! Why don't we kidnap them, tie them up and then rape them mercilessly!
... problem there. They kinda like that stuff, remember? The two of them are freaks of nature! Why, they'd even get off if you did 'em!
I heard that... I thought you loved your big, bad tentacle daddy, FJ.
Note to self: remember that Elder God lover is telepathic.