Homage Paid To: Ghengis_Khan

Author: DH-01

Date: January 7, 2002

by DH-01
1-07-02
Ghengis_Khan finds out that...
GRAAAAH WE ARE THE MONGOL HORDE AND WILL CORNHOLE YOU AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
Oh, neat! Can I help? Can I can I can I pleeeease?
... perhaps his impending invasion...
GRAAAAAAAAAAAH WE ARE MONGOL HORDES AND HAVE BIG WANGS FOR CORNHOLING!
I fIgUrEd. by thE wAy, yOUr bOys ArE stEppIng On mInE bEhInd yOU. tEll 'Em tO stOp.
... isn't all that much of a big deal after all.
... GRAAAAAH! ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED BY THE GIRTH OF OUR DRIPPING ERECTIONS?
Tobor suggests that you and your forces bend over now.