The Story of Bitter Clown #2: Chat with the Ringmaster

Author: DH-01

Date: January 7, 2002

by DH-01
1-07-02
I do not understand, Ringmaster. How do I gain fame by molesting the circus animals... in public, of all things?!
Well, I did some research, and it looks like the kids nowadays are really into the whole zoophilia thing! It's all the rage!
... where exactly did you get this 'information' from, Ringmaster?
Where else? My Puritan magazine collection!
I... see.
Now get out there! Those lions are primed, primped and ready to be pumped!