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| I was going to the grocery store one day when a Jehovah's Witness stops me. | |
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| She tried to give me one of those tracts and ask me if I have religion. | |
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| I told her that I worship one thing alone, and that is debauchery. | |
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| Naturally, she was less than amused by my reaction, but wanted to come over to my house to talk anyway. | |
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| It's a shame that the fucked-up religious types are the ones who give the best oral sex. | |
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