I Am CAPTAIN PACKAGE! #3: Cornhole Physics... of EVIL!

Author: DH-01

Date: January 19, 2002

by DH-01
1-19-02
RARRRRR! TOBOR IS ABOUT TO GENERATE GRAVITONS IN YOUR COLON!
What the fuck are you taking about?
Look! The EXPLOSION background! It's...
I am... CAPTAAAAAAAAAAAIN PACKAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Can I be Dr. Smith anf you be Will Robinson this time, Captain?
Anal sex and physics jokes do not mix! They are meant to be enjoyed separately, in the comfort of one's home, lair or dungeon!
I love you, Captain.