Enron: Shush, Or It's Your Ass

Author: DH-01

Date: January 26, 2002

by DH-01
1-26-02
... man, the Enron thing's getting nastier by the day.
Please. I just wonder how they got all those guys to ignore all the red they were in.
Well, you can ask Tobor. He was their financial advisor before he got the CFO job here at Stripcreator.
... he was?
"Damn, that explains EVERYTHING."
Either ignore Enron's glaring debt, or Tobor will have to make a deposit in the First Rectal Bank of YOU.
... debt? I don't see any debt! Do you?!