The WIzard of (SC)OZ #1: Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead

Author: DH-01

Date: January 31, 2002

by DH-01
1-31-02
To save you all the trouble, we'll skip the stupid monochrome shit and get to the story... so! The Wicked Witch of the East goes SPLAT.
*SPLAT!*
... and then...
... this not my secret dungeon. Where am I?
... this... is the... land of Oz... mmm, nice and tight.
... five seconds, and I get an eyeful of midget necrophilia. Lovely world, this Oz.
Sorry, ma'am, hard to pass up a piece of tight witchrump like that. Anyway...