FUNNEY QWEST: Should've Seen It Coming

Author: DH-01

Date: May 2, 2002

by DH-01
5-02-02
DH-01 consults SC.com's CFO for aid!
See, you have to first relax and feel that deep within you are capable of creating an idea most beautiful...
... and then, when this idea is born, you must coddle and cuddle and love it so, like a wee little babe in your arms...
... before you RAM your porkblade of creativity right up its receptive rectal ring of humor and pump it like your dad taught you!
I am never asking you for advice again. EVER.