FUNNEY QWEST: The Sausage BURNS ME IN THE OWIE PLACE!

Author: DH-01

Date: May 2, 2002

by DH-01
5-02-02
... alright. How did I get arrested with that priest, and HOW did I end up with this intense burning sensation in my ass?
Suddenly... BEAR STRIKES!
AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
YOU LIKE THE SAUSAGE!
YES! YES! I like the sausage! Are you HAPPY NOW?!
Sorry, DH, you're not my type. Now c'mon.