CC 118: IT'S BACOOOOOOOOOON!

Author: DH-01

Date: May 3, 2002

by DH-01
5-03-02
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon I SMELL BACON!
No, what this is is a special doggie treat processed to look and smell like bacon. But it's actually horse nipples, asses and teats.
THAT! What you're holding in your hand! In that plastic thingie! It smells like BACON!
Nonono... this isn't a bag of bacon, it's a bag of bacon-like dog snacks made by the Choke-o-Pup company. Their name stands for quality and frequent vet visits!
It's BACOOOOOOOOON!
... just eat the fucking treat already. Stupid dog.