Weenie Roast of the Ages

Author: DH-01

Date: March 2, 2001

by DH-01
3-02-01
Funfun Time with Sachiko and Jesus!
Hiyee! I'm Sachiko, and this here's Jesus of Nazareth!
Yo.
According to the Chrisitian faith, he's the Messiah and will change the world!
That's the Plan, little one.
... then how come you don't sprout giant laser-shooting penii and wipe out Earth's population?
... who let you in on the Plan?