A Meager Attempt At A Real Plot

Author: DH-01

Date: March 2, 2001

by DH-01
3-02-01
Sachiko and Fuxxxor are on the rampage! With their dual force of throat-slitting and anal raping, they are an unstoppable EVIL!
My hate-filled blood boils! Let all who breathe know that I am THE END OF LIFE! AH-HAHAHAHAAAA!
...pleaseletmedie...
But this is only a mere preparation for the true mission... to utterly destroy their sworn enemies, Cthulhu and Fake Jesus!
Feel my wrath! COLON SPLITTER STAB!
AAAGH!!! THE PAIN!
... oh, if only they knew the coming danger. If only they knew.
So you watched the WWF last night? Good stuff, man.
Bah! They fired The King. Not worth watching anymore.