Nail-In-Head Man's Tale: Chapter 1

Author: DH-01

Date: March 2, 2001

by DH-01
3-02-01
Once, a long time ago... he was simply Man, an intrepid archaeologist with a penchant for combating giant beasts with only a knife and his raw courage.
BZZZZ!
Behold, the Knife of Some Unpronouncable God! It stabs you deeply!
... fuck, botched my dodge roll.
Heh, you're fucked man! I rolled a crit! Die, you bitch, I need the XP.
... okay, so I embellished a little.
BZZZZ! I am dead! You gain 200 XP! You find 500 GP! You gain a level!
A winner is me!