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His quest into the Phallic-Shaped Tower lead him to the Flame of Blatant Foppishness... and a challenge was put forth!
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| ... you challenge me to a game of Extreme Spoken Word? | |
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| What? Are you a fraidy-bitch, hon? I'll kiss-- er, kick your ass all over this panel! | |
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The challenge seemed too great to overcome, but the Flame knew not of Man's secret power! A power so great, that it could only be activated by one single item...
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| You know that you'll lose. | |
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| Bah! I am invincible! None have ever beaten me, honeychild! | |
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The slippery, water-based smoothness of K-Y Jelly!--waitasecond. K-Y Jelly?!
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| ... um, excuse me. But where in the hell is that mentioned in my profile? | |
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| AGH!!! Your K-Y-induced powers overcome me! I will melt away... after laughing at you like unrelentingly! | |
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