Nail-In-Head Man's Tale: Chapter 6

Author: DH-01

Date: March 3, 2001

by DH-01
3-03-01
Finally, Man encounters the fearsome midget idol that guards the Hammer! Battle ensues!
I am the Idol that guards the Hammer!
But! The task is far more than even Man expected!
Critical hit, runt bastard! Get in my XP score!
You do no damage! The only way to defeat me is to engage in self-pleasure with this rusty spiked staff over to my right! Do so, and I shall fall!
Some things one simply can't do in the name of heroism.
Gets them EVERY TIME. Hehheheh.