Nail-In-Head Man's Tale: Chapter 7

Author: DH-01

Date: March 3, 2001

by DH-01
3-03-01
... but when all seemed lost for Man and his quest for greatness, intervention arose!
Man returns... and he returns PREPARED!
... now, I bathe in K-Y jelly... and activate my SECRET POWER!!!
... SECRET POWER? What SECRET POWER?
... and I *know* you all saw that coming. No pun intended, naturally.
The power to accept large, painful objects in various orifices without pain or injury!
... well fuck me running.