A Public Service Announcement

Author: DH-01

Date: March 3, 2001

by DH-01
3-03-01
Hello. I'm Sachiko. Normally, I'd be ranting on about killing the living or stomping on kittens, but I have a much, much more serious issue to discuss... Baseophilia.
The addiction to making Zero Wing references has overtaken the internet community, and the search for a cure has been a long, labourous one...
Thankfully, you all have Fuxxxor to thank for discovering a failsafe cure. Don't worry about looking for us. We'll find you. We'll definitely find you.
c'mErE, bItchnUts! HYPER COLON SPLITTER STAB!