Just Who The FUCK Are You Again?

Author: DH-01

Date: September 4, 2002

by DH-01
9-04-02
... so there I was, trapped in the Ninth Ring, fighting off the horde of angry soccer moms wiht nothing more than a wet sponge, a six-pack of Zima and my trusty army of trained attack lesbians...
... but finally, *FINALLY*, I found my way back to the hallowed halls of SC.com! I have returned to claim my rightful place as a comic GOD! What say you?!
Um... I don't wanna seem like I'm a wet blanket or anything, but... erm. Who in the hairy, blood-encrusted Tobor-caliber and extremely rough (yet oddly satisfying) anal fuck are you again?
... oh, never mind. I'm gonna go put on my Pink Donkey cosplay outfit and sulk.