Story of a Girl: The Throbbing, Turgid Question

Author: DH-01

Date: September 6, 2002

by DH-01
9-06-02
Hey, handsome. Do you by chance have an abnormally large penis?
... er. Um, n-no, I don't.
Shit. Oh well. Sorry for wasting your time.
No problem.
... the *fuck* just happened?