Story of a Girl: Enter Leslie, Fake Rubber Wang Goddess

Author: DH-01

Date: September 6, 2002

by DH-01
9-06-02
... Leslie, I can no longer deny my needs. I need dick.
No you don't, and you know it... geez, you think that Mr. Slimeball that you kicked to curb would make you a lesbian or something.
Women don't have dicks. That is perhaps the only thing stopping me.
You act as if there aren't... other means to sate your blazing urges, Dizzy.
Ah, good old-fashioned cold, vibrating comfort. Of course you'd be well-versed in that field, Queen Strap-On.
At least they don't bitch at you when you tell it you have a headache.