Story of a Girl: Leslie's Favorite Shop

Author: DH-01

Date: September 11, 2002

by DH-01
9-11-02
Oh, my! Isn't that the Loin Blaster Deluxe with Real Squirting Lovelove Action(tm)?
Yep, Leslie. Just got it in today. As usual, I was thinking of you when I ordered it.
... I must have this device. I'll take three!
Certainly. I'll make sure to throw in the free bottle of Joy Jelly.
Oh, if only all of my were customers were like her...
Excuse me, sir, but do you have a shoehorn? I can't quite seem to remove something from my orifice.