Story of a Girl: Fired, In More Ways Than One

Author: DH-01

Date: September 18, 2002

by DH-01
9-18-02
Oh, how are the weekly employee reports going, Dizzy?
Well, it looks like Carter, Bishop and de la Rosa have no-showed for the past week, so they're canned.
Ah, those three. They were fat, beefy and useless, anyway. I've already dealt with them personally, and I'll be hiring more overweight individuals at a later time. Quotas to fill and all that.
Huh. I just wonder why it's always the larger employees that quit around this time... discrimination, maybe?
No, I'm sure their fate guided them elsewhere. Oh, do make sure to announce that we're having our monthly Employee Bar-B-Q soon! We're gonna have lots of ground beef and ribs this time around!
.... is it too late for me to say that I'm a militant vegan?