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Lowpass News! With Anchorman Guy!
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| I'm Guy Who Looks Vaguely Like Gabe, and this is the Lowpass News. | |
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| In today's headlines, a 757 carrying 245 passengers crashed into Epcot Center, causing widespeard panic and suffering. | |
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| But first, our top headline. Dog-On-A-Ball, the world-famous mascot of Lowpass.net, payed our studios a visit today. Isn't he cute? | |
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