Cocaine Chronicles - Part I

Author: DIETER

Date: October 31, 2002

by DIETER
10-31-02
I hate my new look. I used to be a robot. I don't even have an anus anymore. This character was never designed with an anus in mind.
Argh.. fuck you.. fucking relapse cock juice milking cucumbers. That was some hard shit. Whoa. FUCK.
Eh? You're on drugs?
MIND BONANZA, IT'S TIME TO FUCKING ROCK AND ROLL BIZNATCH. FUCK!
Hello? Are you awake? Do you need a doctor?
THE PROPELLER PLANES ARE IN MY EAR SOCKETS!