Ass Cancer

Author: DIETER

Date: October 31, 2002

by DIETER
10-31-02
1-800-ASSCANCER
Ring Ring. Yes, this is the 'Ass Cancer' support hotline, how may I be of service?
I'm depressed. My best friend hates me. I'm a robot. I crave anus. Help me!
Sir, do you have cancer in or of the ass?
Uh, no, not really.
You are really fucking gay.