Hits close to home.

Author: DJMat

Date: October 11, 2004

by DJMat
10-11-04
Look honey, I'm not fat anymore. I just lost 25 pounds for you! Aren't you proud of me?
Not really... would you be proud of me if I just got out of jail for serial manslaughter?
Wouldn't you be happier if I were never in jail at all?
When I die and go to hell, will you show me around?
Sure, I'll be the BMOC.