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Everyone who lives in Asia has a pirate's accent and likes NASCAR
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| Yar... I, uh. I like Jeff Gordon, I guess, matey... | |
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| Yo-ho-ho... Final lap. We can all go home. | |
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Jesus drinks beer and says whoooo-wheeee!!!
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| Whooo-wheee. C'mawn Jeeezis!!! | |
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Even your cousin has a "nice rack."
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| Just stop reading this. Please. | |
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| There's another race after this. Just run while you have the chance. | |
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