it's the stupidest comic in the world! by DL_Rockclaw1-26-03 Earthy go bye-bye HOLY CRAP! What? Earth is destroyed! yep. I just realized I destroyed it! what an idiot...
Don't play with fire, Kiddies. by DL_Rockclaw1-26-03 Fire and DL_Rockclaw having a pleasant conversation. I am a big fire!! yes you are I burn everything! yes you do See? HOLY CRAP!
the Runaway Part 1 by DL_Rockclaw1-27-03 Apparently, DLR accidently set fire to his house. I don't know what I should do.. on one hand, it would be good to run away... YeaH! that's what i'll do! but where should I run to? I could run away anywhere... better look online.
The runaway part 2 by DL_Rockclaw1-27-03 Bling! We have found a place! Alright! so, DLR found a place to run away, but where? your mother wears combat boots. I shall bomb you, yes?
the runaway part 3 by DL_Rockclaw1-28-03 I shall switch places and then bomb you! AHHH!!! HAHAHA! Well I don't think that's very funny.
DL_Rockclaw meets the stupid ghost by DL_Rockclaw2-02-03 Hi i'm DL_Rockclaw! I AM A GHOST! What's up? I AM A GHOST! I KNOW THAT!!! I AM A GHOST!
finally someone understands him by DL_Rockclaw2-07-03 PUPU! huh? PUPU! what? PUPU! sure i'll go out with you!
Mr. STUPIDO by DL_Rockclaw2-07-03 I wonder what happendes when I light this fuse ......................... oh! No! ssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooom
stupid questions by DL_Rockclaw2-07-03 what ya doan ............ what ya doin go away hu DON'T SAY A WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
CC168: gabe is tough by DL_Rockclaw2-07-03 I used to be Blue, but I died. yeah, you like that? now leave before i pull a Johnny Cage on you. I think i'll go this way. come on, you chicken?
I do this alot... by DL_Rockclaw2-08-03 You are under arrest! that's nice... I'm not going to go out with you ever! that's nice... I farted and blew up the world! that's nice...
the old "I AM A GHOST!" gag with some guy drinking by DL_Rockclaw2-09-03 it'sa me drunkio I AM A GHOST! yup, ya sure are I AM A GHOST! uh huh I AM A GHOST!
i shoudn't of told you that... by DL_Rockclaw2-09-03 Yes mr demon, you are the lucky one. huh? I will revealthe secrets of stripcreator yay! This is a stupid joke involing the asiangirls. do not take this seriously.
weather 2 by DL_Rockclaw2-09-03 clouds are made out of pupu! clouds are made out of a chocolatey looking substance that sure ain't FREAKIN CHOCOLATE!
Stage 4 of the drunkenness: the rowdy ballads begin by DL_Rockclaw2-09-03 I'm just bill i'm only a bill i have have been peeing on capital hill. i peed on george washingtons shill I teach a highschool class. I like people coming and grabbin my....... face. i'm just a really drunken hillbilly.
the lost girl that can't admitted by DL_Rockclaw2-10-03 are you lost hey little girl are you lost "no"i'm just looking for my sister the girl that is lost that can't say it hey little girl are you lost "no"i'm just looking for my bother the old man hey little girl are you lost "no"i'm just looking for my mom
dead zone by DL_Rockclaw2-10-03 i have to do this for a living you iook funny thats why there dead i bet that clown wants to kill himself yeh i would hate to dress up in that clown suit peaple are to worried about how they look i know what you meen
GABE AND THE FIRE by DL_Rockclaw2-12-03 i can burn any thing yep i can uh huh ............................ DUDE,WHERE IS MY CHAIR
Prince Albert by DL_Rockclaw2-15-03 Where's Prince Albert? He's in the can. you mean the bathroom? no....
My Bowels are gashing! by DL_Rockclaw8-30-03 I wonder what im having for dinner. You turned down a hot actress!!! I guess ill have pasgetti You are a butthead! My anus is bleeding! Oh...my........god
aslian by DL_Rockclaw2-07-04 Take me to your leader, gunner that's my line! I shall annihalate yuuuuuu Damn, I was hoping for crack whore
no smoking! by DL_Rockclaw2-07-04 If you are a cigarette, you have to face prejudiced comments. Like what? like stuff from the mask! SSSSmokin'!!!! NOOO!
AnimeCon! Yum! by DL_Rockclaw2-14-04 Hello, and welcome to AnimeCon! Who are you? I'm Mamimi from FLCL! Welcome to AnimeCon! Who are you? Hi, I'm Paul! Welcome to AnimeCon! Uh.... That sausage will be good in my stew!
Casting for Lost Universe Episode 9:Kawaya Kiyu by DL_Rockclaw12-29-04 These people suck. They don't even have the lines right Dammit, Why is the Swordbreaker's single toilet so far away from the cabins? The Best In The Universe should ALWAYS go first. Plus, ladies explode quicker if they have to wait. No, just....no Gold tooth, toothbrush, brushworker Fireworks, Waterworks, Bathwater PERFECT! THAT'S A WRAP! CONGRATS TO THE NEW KAIN! There are many things you are, but a lady is NOT one of them! Ladies first!
You'll take the Powers cheap, then? by DL_Rockclaw12-29-04 MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column! Uhmm... What? WE BUBBLING! Sometimes I hate "Insanity Heat Homing Missles Vision". NOOOOOOOO!!!!
sunburn by DL_Rockclaw12-29-04 I wonder if he got sunburn? Did you get sunburn? How about a rash? no. Im a Chameleon Oh. What's a kemilliun Grrrrrrr!
Lost Universe: Ask a stupid question.... by DL_Rockclaw12-29-04 The Millie Stone has rearranged the ship's interior. But I have more pressing matters to attend to. What do we do about....the toilet shit
fried fish by DL_Rockclaw12-30-04 you don't understand I lived a good life . . . . . . . what are you doing?! . . . . . . . HOLY CRAP!!!!