Every Man's Dream

Author: DORKMAN

Date: October 22, 2003

by DORKMAN
10-22-03
huh?
i need you to do an important task!
um, whats this important task I need to do? this better has to do with a beer bong!
This can change the world! you must save it before it is destructed!
I need you to have sex with me and drink a magic beer that gives you superpowers!
This is wonderful! oh wait, this is a dream.. DREAM!? NOOOO!!!!!!!!