Things People would never say

Author: DORKMAN

Date: October 26, 2003

by DORKMAN
10-26-03
Tweety bird and wile E cyote
I Thought I saw a pussy cat!
Ah, fuck it. roadrunner's too fast for me
Super mario and Wanda (from Fairly oddparents)
princess, im not in the mood for sex right now
shut the hell up timmy! do something on your own!
Katie couric and the Serta Sheep
I'm katie couric and i just took 3 talkative enhancing drugs, now back to you tom!
Please, buy serta matresses. were getting sick of being counted!