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An un likely chain of events part 1: Bugs keeps it real by DRAGEPPO 11-20-06
Over on the upper East side at Colin's Crab Shack... Welcome to Colin's Crab Shack, how the hell may I help you?	Say what!? You know how this goes sucka-foo. Pop the reg open and toss me tha greens.	This bitch can't be serious...Cause I KNOW he aint knockin off the Crab Shack And I suggest you make this quick, or its about to get real up in this piece.

 

An unlikely chain of events part 2: Bugs makes his move... by DRAGEPPO 11-20-06
And I suggest you check yo'self, before you wreck yo'self. Have you ever considered the prospect of this joint have'n security cameras?	Sucker. Like thats not the oldest one in the book... Like where!?	Break yo'self nigga! Oh shi...

 

An unlikely chain of events part 3: The quick and the gacked by DRAGEPPO 11-20-06
Looks like we got us a Mexican standoff. Quite. Perhaps this could end in a manner that is beneficial to both of us.	Yo, this aint channel 5 homie, someone gonna die for real. Well have you ever considered a career in "pharmacutical distribution"? If ya know what I mean...	Two barrels of 00-Buck later... Hey Colin, have we got a mop up in this mug anywhere?

 

An unlikely chain of events part 4: family matters... by DRAGEPPO 11-20-06
Amilio's Night Club downtown So, I heard yo brother Tony got tapped on last week while tryin to make a score at some fast-food crab place uptown last week. Its true. And I guarentee that whoever's responsible for this is gonna wish they had never come screaming into this world	Well lets not get too hasty. This could be just the scapegoat we need for an excuse to move the crew uptown. Perhaps your right. This could be our big break onto De'Areola's turf.	Now you thinkin mi amigo. I say we rally the family and start case'n this out. We're gonna need a little muscle for this. I see if I can't get a hold of...The Hare.

 

An unlikely chain of events part 5: Words of wisdom... by DRAGEPPO 11-20-06
Uptown: Riley's Bar and Grill Yo B, word on the street is you done iced Jimmy "No-Nuts" Ferraiya's little brother Tony while at work the other day.	So what's your point. Sucka got a little froggy on me and made a go for the presidents. I wasn't bout to go out like no spineless jellyfish. So I set the brotha straight. Yo man, I'm just sayin the De'Areola family don't like unnaproved whacks goin down on their side of tha hood. So just watch yo back and don't trust anyone.	Duely noted

 

An unlikely chain of events part 6: History of help... by DRAGEPPO 11-21-06
Lower West Side: No Nut's Crib So boss, what's the word on...The Hare? Well, according to this, his posterior is still in county doin 15-20 for catchin a bad rap on that fire at the D.A.'s house last year out in the Valley.	Juice: "Yeah I remember that. Poor bastar* got burned alive and his dog got all shopped up with an axe or somethin." ...and in breaking news, District Attourney Hairy Cox was found dead in his home last night after firemen responded to what looks to be an act of arsen.	No problem J-fly. I'm on tha mothafuc**. I'v got more judges in my pocket than the Kennedys. You can consider...The Hare...to be outta there. We gonna need all the help we can get on this. I'll drop a line to some of my associates downtown that may have an interest in seeing De'Areola get pinched.

 

An unlikely chain of events part 7: by DRAGEPPO 11-21-06
10 G's and a trip to the courthouse later... You must be the one they call...The Hare.	Gee, what gave you that idea...? The name's Juice. I'm an associate of Jimmy Faraiya, and you can consider yourself a free man WITH a new job, thanks to the investments made into your services from Mr. Faraiya.	Faraiya!? What, you mean "No Nuts"? ...we prefer not to use that name. Mr. Faraiya would just assume forgetting the accident he had at the zoo when he was 9.

 

An unlikely chain of events part 7: ...The Hare by DRAGEPPO 11-21-06
10 G's and a trip to the courthouse later... You must be the one they call...The Hare.	Gee, what gave you that idea...? The name's Juice. I'm an associate of Jimmy Faraiya, and you can consider yourself a free man WITH a new job, thanks to the investments made into your services from Mr. Faraiya.	Faraiya!? What, you mean "No Nuts"? ...we prefer not to use that name. Mr. Faraiya would just assume forgetting the accident he had at the zoo when he was 9.

 

An unlikely chain of events part 8: 2 sides 2 a story... by DRAGEPPO 11-21-06
Upper East Side: Tina's Bar and Strip Club So, please explain to me why there are goddam* fast food clerks that think they can just off anyone they please on MY TURF! We're looking right into it Mr. De'Areola. We won't let this slide, I assure you.	Thats what I like to hear. The last thing I need right now is for that rat bastar* "No Nuts" to think I dont got control in my own hood. The worst part is it being his brother and all. I suggest we start taking extra precautions around town. No doubt that "No Nuts" won't let something like this go without any kind of violent response.	True. We're gonna need a little extra protection around town. See what you can do with the 5-0. I think I know a couple of persuasive cops. Worst comes to worst, we can always call up some guys I know from outta town. And consider the rabbit to be taken care of.

 

An unlikely chain of events part 9: The big miss... by DRAGEPPO 11-22-06
Upper East Side: Bugsy's crib um, hello...? I'v got a delivery for a Mr. Bugsy! Who tha fu...	What the hell is that?	De'Areola sends his regards kid! Ohh shi...

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