Mean Chicken #6

Author: DVS_X7

Date: January 28, 2003

by DVS_X7
1-28-03
Yes, I have just come from the grocery store and would like to take a swim. How are the conditions?
It's a little choppy and the water is cold. I hope it's been thirty minutes since you ate.
No, I do not believe in that old wives' tale. I'm just going to jump in and splash around.
You'll cramp up like a person who eats a bad bowl of New England Clam chowder.
You little billed rotter! You bloody loony toon! Do I look British to you?!
I hope you drown like a chicken in water.