All comics by Dace

 

Mwa...ha..? by Dace 6-08-03
Arrrr Arrrrrrr	Ar...Hold on. Why are we UNDER the water..? Arrrrrrr	And that was it, really. Arrrr...bluddy hell.

 

Pirates by Dace 6-08-03
The writer needed a recurring character... Arrrrr	So, enter Terry AARRRR!!!!	The pirate that didn't go splat. Arrrr.

 

Not the seas. by Dace 6-08-03
Arrr. Many days have I been 'pon the seas.	An' by my magnificent powers of deduction...	This are NOT the seas. Arrr.

 

Goat by Dace 6-08-03
Arrr....P'raps this are mountains.	Arrrr. Hang about...Who be you?	Why am I monochrome? I be wondering if Didy will keelhaul the writer for this one...

 

Scenery by Dace 6-08-03
Arrr. Why be you here? And what the bugger just happened to the scenery?	The pirate thing's getting tedious. Sorry.	When do I get to be triangular? Ohdeargod...

 

Genitals by Dace 6-08-03
Sooo...Thinking of morphing into something strange like you did in that Smithy comic? And the background's screwed again.	And as if by magic (or some strange freakish incident in which the writer didn't want to overuse someone else's creation)... Bluddy hell.	Now there's absolutely NO possibility of me having genitals. You can tell. At least you're no longer monochrome...?

 

Hammer by Dace 6-08-03
Come to think of it, you have no genitals either. Plus I'm still monochrome. Think yourself lucky! Kids today..	I have no hat. Or sword. True. True.	I do have a hammer! And a nail in my head! Deary, deary me.

 

Mutiny by Dace 6-08-03
The writer got bored Woe is me! My hammer is lost! Plus my hea'ds stopped bleeding... Arrr....there...there..?	And felt she had to rid the comic of Terry... Now I feel the impulse to kill someone! Boohoo... Er...I left the oven on...	Let's hope he didn't burn his house down. And hullo to Tim! Wow. It actually worked. The comic is mine! And why is my name so lame...?

 

Squirrel by Dace 6-08-03
What does one do alone in a comic?	I could get some hobbies, like needlepoint or spitting on scissors. Or I could adopt a squirrel...	Hullo squirrel! Feck off

 

Fire by Dace 6-08-03
Woah is me. Terry is gone and I have no squirrel.	Tis ok! I am back!	Dear god! A fire! ...Yes.

 

Socks by Dace 6-08-03
It's Terry! Arrrr!	How can I be sure it's you? Because I stole your socks.	BASTARD!!! Now would be a good time for me to leave...

 

Ashes by Dace 6-08-03
So what happened to you? I'm a fire. Duh.	Any particular reason? I left the oven on. I burnt my house down. Here I am. On fire.	Ah. Lo, I have become ash.

 

Dave by Dace 6-08-03
So what are you going to do now you're a pile of ashes? I think I might take up singing.	Oh yea? Yea. Ashes to aaaashes, Fun to fuuuunky....	You know, that Dave the hippie guy is a junkie... That's not the words...

 

Pointless by Dace 6-08-03
Dear Tim, sorry but I had to go...	I got spotted by some talent-spotters and they took me away to live a life of fame...	And has the writer done her English coursework yet? No? Then why are you still here? Love Tim, the Ash Pirate.

 

Hippie by Dace 6-08-03
Hi random Hippie (quite possibly called Dave). I've been thinking. Yeah?	If I was once Keith the goat.. Uh?	Then why am I called Tim?

 

Touché by Dace 6-09-03
Tim found himself on the moon, for no apparent reason... Why am I on the moon?	However, the writer couldn't find an answer to Tim's question... Probably due to the writer not being able to continue the already paper-thin plot...	Look, I'm having trouble up here. Do you mind not insulting me? I'll kill off your character, too. Ooooh....Touché!

 

Bongo by Dace 6-12-03
I swear a comic went missing... Probably. This place is spamming up lately.	Where'd you come from? Random unnecessary character. Totally necessary.	I see. Yup.

 

Blue by Dace 6-12-03
Have you noticed how plotless the strip has been lately? Yea. Tell me about it.	Or how unfunny. And how many new random useless characters have appeared. Yea. Tell me about it.	No change, really. Yea. Tell me about it.

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