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by Dakkonblack
6-03-04
Somewhere in the Red Desert
Oh I bet I can rip this sucka off
Hello, I need a kank for desert travel
Think... shit that was supposed to be a think
What did you just say?
Shit shit.. now what do I do...
You have insulted my honor, prepare to die.

 

by Dakkonblack
6-03-04
A day in the Bazaar
Hey mister Half-Giant, I was wonderin about the command to look at stuff before you buy it.
OOC: That's really ooc talk please don't say things like that in game
You wanna see OOC?
How's this for fucking OOC?

 

by Dakkonblack
6-04-04
One night at the Gaj
Oh sweeeeet!!!! An F-Me PC!
Hello, I am Luma
When they thought no staff were watching...
Krath Damned! You are so beautiful
My skin is the pale gentle caress of Lirathu's light
A tale of Love unfolds
Will you Love me?
Please.. be gentle... I have just lost my family to Gortoks

 

by Dakkonblack
6-04-04
Please Let me hold you
I.. I... I suppose I can forget them...
I gently stroke your cheek, looking deep into you eyes
You broad firm chest feels hard under my subtle touches
You look down and notice my half-giant sized codpiece pressing into my sandcloth leggins
I giggle wildly, smiling at you brightly as I hike up my skirt

 

by Dakkonblack
6-04-04
Someone says "You realize that the Gaj is full of virtual people right?"
I begin to tug at my pants pulling out my swoll-
I open my legs letting you look at m-
Hey she started it! Look at her desc!
Ooh is that a staff member?
Yeah I think so
Was my emoting good? Can I have some karma?

 

by Dakkonblack
6-07-04
Allright Bynners! Form up on me, NOW!!
...... What the drov are you doing runner?!
I... I just wanna dance!

 

by Dakkonblack
6-07-04
Where is runner Spatz Sarge??
He's... err Dancing. Looks like we'll have to kill the Ankheg on our own runner...
Don't worry about it Sarge, I've trained my whole life to kill Ankhegs!
Hrm... maybe I'll get through this okay after all...
Say Etwo sword... Say Etwo Sord.... Hrm.. what the hell Say Etwo SWORD
......

 

by Dakkonblack
6-07-04
Somewhere deep in the caves a mighty roar echoes
Sarge... I've been hit bad.. doesn't look like I'll make it.
What are you talking about we haven't even fought ye- holy shit you're almost dead!
I.. I...
You.. you ate those leaves that I said absolutely do not eat didn't you.. for krath's sake quick eat this pill
Say eat pill... Say eat pill Say eat PILL! Oh no... it's not working
.......

 

by Dakkonblack
6-23-04
Welcome to the Atrium, are you looking to learn a language
Yeah, how many experiance does that take?
I'm sorry good sir I'm not sure what you mean. The Atrium is here to teach the fineries in life for serving the nobility
I have a boner
OOC: Mansa.. is that you?
Ugh.. I have to go now, Shade and all that

 

by Dakkonblack
6-29-04
I have to leave now to rest, shade and water friend.
What the hell, shade and water? For one it's really fucking dry out here and sunny as hell man.
Aye, well I want to wish you shade from the sun, and water because it's so dry.
Oh... well you shoulda said something smarter, like shadowy moisture on you.
I suppose...
Asshole.

 

by Dakkonblack
7-19-04
Please Lord Templar, I swear, I'm not magickal at all!
Then whats with all the ice?
..... well err....
Shit... Last time I pick the ice covered man as an sdesc...

 

by Dakkonblack
7-19-04
Please Lord Templar, I swear, I'm not magickal at all!
Then whats with all the ice?
..... well err....
Shit... Last time I pick the ice covered man as an sdesc...

 

by Dakkonblack
3-07-05
AHHHHHH!!! Whats that!
It's a Quirri! Want to buy one.
This guy never talks.. it's gotta be an Imm Animation!! Awesome!
you can pet it and he's nice and fluuuuffy....!
Damn.. I think It's Dakurus
I pet my Quirri all the time.

 

by Dakkonblack
3-07-05
I don't understand... how could she kill the Gaj single handed?
And then I did this to him
I don't believe you.. I'm the most maxxed warrior there ever was.. and your an F-me Noob!
Followed by one of these!
Gah!! Tell me the truth!!!
Fine, I just spam bandaged it.

 

by Dakkonblack
3-12-05
Yeah, so I was getting some good hits on him, but then he twinked out and ran away
Hey... hey you even listening to me? Hey... you... Idle boy...
Say nothing if your mother's a penis.

 

by Dakkonblack
3-12-05
Nothing Frightens me, I am Tero the deadliest assasin in the known world
I kill children, and rinthers for fun
I eat the hearts of all my victims
Magickers don't scare me, I know thier spells are not strong enough to-

 

by Dakkonblack
5-02-05
A vast expanse of salt stretches in all directions
Greetings friend, what brings you to the salt flats?
I came out here to get some salt for house Jal, but ugh.. I cant seem to see any.
What!? But.. there's salt in every direction I look in, in fact I'm standing in so much salt that it's dominating all my senses
Hrm.. let me check again.
I looked around, but I can't find any.

 

by Dakkonblack
5-02-05
We elves of the desert must watch over our lands
We have a responsibility to protect the balance of life
It is through us that the sands will live and thrive
My responsibility is to the land
Hey lets go kill those last two scrab
Okay, but I have to quit out soon so lets hurry

 

by Dakkonblack
5-02-05
Hello there traveller
Hellooooo
Might wanna work a bit on that sdesc....

 

by Dakkonblack
5-02-05
emote smiles at you
Emote grunts, the soft dawn ing waves of wispish dust which flickers through the heated desert air like falling feathers in a writing mass of torrential windy whipiness
You are the Salubrious, effervescent man?
pemote slowly narrows his eyes into thin slits which darken in intensity as the wrinkling flesh of his brow curles down into an angry visage of pure dislike and anger all of which lock upon you.
I'm not sure I'm seeing what you think I'm seeing in you....

 

by Dakkonblack
7-12-06
Hey there kitten... how are you
Errr... fine..
Lets cut to the chase.. I think we both want it.. don't we?
Aren't you a little... old for me.. I'm only fifteen years old.
Baby baby... I'm only fifteen days

 

by Dakkonblack
7-13-06
Shit, I don't deserve this, I pay my taxes, I give my bribes... So fuck them, stupid templars, they can't do shit to me, I'm a rich merchant
I'm invisible you realize...
...
Ok... shit... I'll bribe her for now, then kill this stupid bitch later
Yeah... I can read your mind too..

 

by Dakkonblack
7-13-06
Yeah so.. the atrium is totally lacking pc's, I've been trying to get in for 8 weeks man
Yeah dood, I craft all day, and nobody wants me still, haven't seen a salarri in months
I wish I had some other skills.. this char concept sucks man
Dood you don't even know... the most dangerous thing I do is make a shard into a sharp shard
I suppose.. we could rp and get involved with the game world
Ow... this better make people remember me

 

by Dakkonblack
7-13-06
So... you have finally come to slay me assasin
Yes.. finally I have come
You do realize... I'm a well known powerful mage of unspeakable doom
Yeah.. but my background says I'm not scared of magickers
Probably won't use that background next time eh?

 

by Dakkonblack
7-13-06
Is it a massive giant?
I am a crazy halfling, Fear me now that halflings are open again
Halfling! Hah, a pathetic weak little race
Is it an uber defiler?
No seriously, beware, for I am a halfling
You're nothing compared to a human warrior, I'll destroy you with ease
Is it Sanvean's Pet Race?
Wonder if there are some meks nearby to practice on

 

by Dakkonblack
7-14-06
When arm addicts go outside
Down with magickers
Woah.. what's this
They eat babies man, we have to put our foot down
Oh. err.. indeed
The sky is crimson man... welcome to Zalanthas!
No more coffee at dawn for you.

 

by Dakkonblack
7-14-06
Whew.. all day skinning massive beasts and only this small single piece of meat to show for it after hacking entire bodies to tiny useless bits
Well.. at least we've got all night to relax out on the flats now
You bet.. hopefully nothing bad will happen
You mean like you suddenly trying to kill me for no reason other then my metal scythe
Yeah somthing like that.. well lets sleep in turns, you first.
How did you get the turtle-headed green skinned man approved anyways?

 

by Dakkonblack
7-18-06
Lady Booblie Borsail, your faithful servant has your kitty in hand
Oh! I've been waiting for a man who could handle my kitty...
Err
Fill me with lust sargeant, tell me how you touched my kitty
I clubbed it on the head until it was unconscious

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