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by Dana
7-09-01
The future of sex
Hi there, I'm the lover you had sent over
....umm......
You are not please? true, i am an older model....
it's just....i thought youd be a little more....human
You do not want my giant robotic cock?
Giant you say? ...what the hell

 

by Dana
7-09-01
Poser

 

by Dana
7-09-01
Ya know i really think you deserve better. You are such a wonderful person
I know i do...im so sick of broken hearts
Maura, whatta ya say i take you out to dinner? it'll take your mind off him
Ya know Pete youre a really sweet guy, and i dont want to ruin our friendship
So yer sayiing that im a great guy, but you would rather date jackasses who dont appreciate you and treat you like shit
....basically

 

by Dana
7-09-01
So this is death huh?
Yes, i am the boat master
So am i going toheaven?
You reemember your birthday party?
They keep track of shit like that?
God listened to her prayers

 

by Dana
7-19-01
hey there sexy
hi...
So lets jump to it, i know youre dying for me to give it to you
EW! get the hell away from me you perveted asshole!
no, i really dont believe in sex before marriage. The woman i love with all my heart i will marry, and then give all of myself up to her
Oh god i want you to do me

 

by Dana
7-30-01
all can be forgiven lucifer, even thou
heh....

 

by Dana
8-30-01
Failed attempt to make a comic about the magnificent robert and i
dana that looks nothing like you. you dont have long red hair. you dont have blue eyes.
yeah, robert, well....you dont do a poser flip to your hair. you look nothing like carson daly....
...
wanna mack it anyway?
yeah, sure

 

by Dana
12-14-02
i think you're forgetting the true spirit of christmas
and what's that again?
my birth, the arrival of the messiah
not the one time a year you show how much you care about someone with material possesions?
no nicholas, no
well fuck you

 

by Dana
12-22-03
confess to me your sins, my son
i have been having premarital relations, with a man, but a man i love very much, even though this man already has a girlfriend
i cannot punnish you for a crime i have committed myself. only god shall judge us.
you did it with the priest too!?
what can i say baby, there's a lot of wah to go around

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