The future: AI style by Dana7-09-01 The future of sex Hi there, I'm the lover you had sent over ....umm...... You are not please? true, i am an older model.... it's just....i thought youd be a little more....human You do not want my giant robotic cock? Giant you say? ...what the hell
Dating sucks by Dana7-09-01 Ya know i really think you deserve better. You are such a wonderful person I know i do...im so sick of broken hearts Maura, whatta ya say i take you out to dinner? it'll take your mind off him Ya know Pete youre a really sweet guy, and i dont want to ruin our friendship So yer sayiing that im a great guy, but you would rather date jackasses who dont appreciate you and treat you like shit ....basically
bad boys go to hell by Dana7-09-01 So this is death huh? Yes, i am the boat master So am i going toheaven? You reemember your birthday party? They keep track of shit like that? God listened to her prayers
attraction by Dana7-19-01 hey there sexy hi... So lets jump to it, i know youre dying for me to give it to you EW! get the hell away from me you perveted asshole! no, i really dont believe in sex before marriage. The woman i love with all my heart i will marry, and then give all of myself up to her Oh god i want you to do me
The robert and i. sort of... by Dana8-30-01 Failed attempt to make a comic about the magnificent robert and i dana that looks nothing like you. you dont have long red hair. you dont have blue eyes. yeah, robert, well....you dont do a poser flip to your hair. you look nothing like carson daly.... ... wanna mack it anyway? yeah, sure
merry jesusmas by Dana12-14-02 i think you're forgetting the true spirit of christmas and what's that again? my birth, the arrival of the messiah not the one time a year you show how much you care about someone with material possesions? no nicholas, no well fuck you
all over town by Dana12-22-03 confess to me your sins, my son i have been having premarital relations, with a man, but a man i love very much, even though this man already has a girlfriend i cannot punnish you for a crime i have committed myself. only god shall judge us. you did it with the priest too!? what can i say baby, there's a lot of wah to go around