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| what ever happened to the good old days when a guy would take you out on a date and not expect anything in return? | |
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| nowadays, you're either dating an asshole or you're dating this new breed of uber-sensitive john mayer guys. can we just go back to normalcy? | |
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| bitch, dinner was supposed to be on the table two hours ago! | |
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| i'm so sorry, sweetheart, let me make it up to you. | |
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