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by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
Haha luke, ya ginger! ginger pubes!
Oh shu'up shane! shu'up! shu'up! little shit!
so......been smokin any weed lately?
yeah, had 4 this morning.
Is that why every thing just got colourful?
yeah. pretty much.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
Gianni and Giann argue about their existence...
Why did I have to make you!?! and why did you join the army!?!
it's not my fault you're a fuckin schizo. and I didn't join the army actually. i killed a soldier and his uniform looked cool, so I took it.
SO WHAT IF I'M A SCHIZO!?! CAN'T YOU AT LEAST BE YOUR NORMAL SWORD HAPPY SELF?
jeez you don't have to shout. okay I'll change, but first...
what the fuck...?
It's time to be a pirate.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
I dare you to make me mad.
OK! fat fuck smelly shit, you look like...
There's a moral to this story...
BURN TO ASHES!!!!!
Never take a dare from Giann!!!
Hey! that ginger hair made a ginger flame! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
Giann feels like e-liminating someone else...
Hey shane, would you mind doing the ONE thing that you would hate doing before you die?
OK! *I'm a little teapot, short and stout! this is my handle and this is my...*
BURN TO ASHES!!!!
Remember children: selling your soul to the devil is NOT cool.
ewwwww! smells like burnt grass...

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
oh dear....
hello shane, I'm the devil. I'll make one wish come true if you sell me your soul.
Oh boy! I wanna be a black pimp with yellow suit and ...
Shane is like a little log...
There you go. All pimped up.
yo yo yo ma nigga! thanks to y'all for ma new look.
...always alight but more smoke than anything.
Now you burn! mwahahahaha!
Not again!!

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
This might be luke's lucky break...
OK luke this is your big break. make me proud, kiddo!
thanks, man!
errr... hi everyone I'm luke and...
...but Gary's having none of it.
I'm suing you for being ginger and disorderly, ginger under the influence and... what are you doing!?!
Getting ready to do GBH - ginger bodily harm

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-01-03
The fight begins...
Luke, Do you know what my favourite drink is?
Umm... no I dont actually
Thats hardly fair...
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!
Not again!
(NOTE TO SELF - stop using fire to burn luke and shane)
heheheheheh! ginger flames as usual...

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-06-03
'ello, 'ello, 'ello! what's goin on 'ere?
Hi, Alex! fancy meeting you in a comic strip like this!
Yeah well, you put me here, remember? anyway, I think its kinda cool.
well, nothing changes here...
you do? well how about... umm.. we go out in these strips? what do you say?
Thanx but no thanx. I still love... and i still shag that... well, you already know.
Thanks to Alex for letting me use her (snigger) for this comic!
They are sooooo getting turned into ashes...
hey! where ya going?

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-06-03
They're back...
apparently, we're hilarious when we are in comix.
Makes a change. we usually aren't funny at all. more point-and-laugh-at-us funny.
...but not particularly better than ever...
sooooo... where were we?
You were gonna say something...
..but still quite funny.
Haha! your ginger! hahahahahahahaha!
Read the sign.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
11-06-03
Lets read some of the comments I got because of these strips.
Uh-huh...oh...ok...mmm...
Just as I thought. All Shite.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
2-17-04
At DJ_Bruce's house, something is afoot...
Your account and IP address has been banned.
What!?!? Whaddaya mean I've been banned off GR! You guys are so horrible... *blubs*
Oh well, there's always...
www.snipermonkey.co.uk...
Well, I suppose I could go to Sniper Monkey...
There's a moral to this story: DJ_Bruce is a n00b. We hate n00bs. Hence this comic. Ta!
Error 404: Access denied by server: Don't even Fucking Try!-Sniper Monkey Admin
????

 

by DarK_G1aNN
2-18-04
Oh my love, how sweetly I want to shag you.
Oh, come on then my love, let us go to the bed.
oh yeah! Thats good!
ah! ah! AH! OMG! I'm going to cu-
We regret to inform you that this comic has been H4X0R3D by the Reverand.
w00t! I iz a 1337 H4X0R!!!

 

by DarK_G1aNN
2-18-04
DJ_Bruce obviously doesn't get the point.
Registering "DJ_Bruce"... Checking IP...
There are consequences for that, deary...
Error 666 - Self Destruct Sequence Initiated. Message: 'We Said No! Fuck Off!' - Sniper Monkey Admin.
????????
Buggery.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
2-18-04
Oh come on. How many times does his PC have to be blown up before he realises that he won't...
Registering "DJ_Bruce"... Checking IP...
This New computer might let me join Sniper Monkey...
OH.MY.GOD. He got in!
Registration Complete.
Yay! A new forum that I can spam in!
The news Reaches Sniper Monkey HQ...
Shit! how did he penetrate our Anti-Bruce defences?
It's obvious that our secret plans to take over the forum world has been found out. We should abort the plan... Or Ban him, either is good.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
2-18-04
Cow goes to see the manager about his job.
Hello Cow. I am sorry to tell you that you that your job is no longer needed, and you are to be made redundant.
I hope you understand...
In my eyes, that's highly understandable.
One word: DUH!
...
... But why did you need to take my arse? That was my best bit!

 

by DarK_G1aNN
9-03-04
'Allo there sir! Can I 'elp you wiv anything?
Yes, I bought this parrot earlier, and it seems there is a slight problem - he's dead.
Nah, nah, It's not dead, it's restin'.
Restin'!?! This parrot was only standing up 'cause it's feet had been nailed there! This parrot wouldn't wake up if you zapped it with 10,000 volts! This parrot has ceased to be. It is an ex-parrot.
Taken from Monty Python's 'And Now For Something Completely Different'.
Right, I'll get you anova.
See? To get anything done in this country you have to shout till you're white in the face.

 

by DarK_G1aNN
2-18-05
Schazman Comeback Special!
Hey mithter, watcha doin'?
Absolutely nothing at all.
Hell is Fun!
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
Alright I digress, it's not that special.
YOU'RE RUBBISH.
Goat!

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