All comics by DarkMorpha71

 

Ugly Motherfuckers by DarkMorpha71 5-06-03
Two ugly motherfuckers were walking along one day..... God, he's the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen God, he is the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen	Then The 2nd ugly motherfucker reveals he can read minds! Naha, I can read minds!	And then God kills them both. AARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

 

The End Of Star Wars by DarkMorpha71 5-06-03
Two Star Wars Fans are thinking....... You know, if Lucas contnues to make work like the crap that was the prequels, the Star Wars franchise will die. Yeah, but what if Star Wars did die, what would happen to the world?	Their thoughts...... ........... ............	Moral: Don't try to think about the end of Star Wars. Well, that was...interesting. John? JOHN!

 

Girl Meets Nerd by DarkMorpha71 5-06-03
A Nerd sees a hot girl. Woah, hot girl alert! Ugh, just another nerd.	Hot girl hits on nerd. Did she just say what I think she said!? I want you to fuck me.	The true situation is revealed. Someday it WILL happen! IT WILL! It WILL I tell you!

 

Ted and Phil go to hell by DarkMorpha71 5-20-03
Well, I guess this trip wasn't such a bad idea after all. I mean, when do we ever get to do this?! Ummmm........Never?	I mean, LOOK AT THIS PLACE! It's great! Yeah, I guess.	Let's see, here's one from Satan, lord of the underworld...... Don't you think taking a vacation to HELL was a little over the top!?

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