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by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Aw, cheesy monkeys.
WHEE!
Grandma's coming to visit.
My cerebrum hurts.
How are we going to survive THIS trip?
I'm already dumping myself in the trash.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Okay...just on the count of three...one...
Hello, Jason. Would you like some cookies?
TWOTHREE!
...jason?
Well then, there's no way to SCARE her...
Jason, you're going to the mental hospital tonight.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Uh...I like to hurt myself, yeah.
And your problem?
SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS
Sir, don't do that.
Or, I mean, I'm a kleptomaniac, and I stole that nail and wanted to hide it.
...Sir, you need intensive mental care.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Hello, sonny.
Ach, now it's the moment of truth.
NO-SENSE PICKUP HEADBUTT!
This boy needs intensive care.
I thought I just headbutted her.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Days 1 and 2
No hammer, no nails...
Hey, a letter from Grandma.
Days 3 and 4
I'd rather be with Grandma...
Hey, I have a knife...
Days 5 and 6
I can't take it any more.
Rock a bye baby, in a trash can...

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Dear George, I have gone insane, bring me a cookie for the freshmaker.
P.S. bring my hammer plz
How am I going to sneak past Grandma...?

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Stupid newbies, they said "NO PORN IN COMICS"...have they no taste?
PREPARE TO DIE
Hey! Why did you delete my background!? And where did my PC go!?
I'm the author, jerk.
And besides, my IQ surpasses yours. You have no choice but to be silent in my presence.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
ERROR
Dear George: ME R BILL GAETS PAY ME MUNNY FOR PC REPAIR
Whoa, that was one heck of an error.
Something makes me feel like it's time to look for Jason.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Jason, what kind of idiot are you? From Mom.
Even Mom hates me...
4 Weeks Later
Did 4 weeks just go by?
Jason, wake up.
...or not
Thanks a lot, Grandma. I guess the brownies were okay...
Hey, doofus. I brought the hammer.

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-12-03
Dark's Diary today and yesterday
I don't have time to chat, Mega. I'm working.
Dude man stop dude. Dude. IM me. Dude.
I don't wanna go outside, Dad. I have work to do.
WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK
I'm finishing my game before I get my butt kicked by Tom.
I SAID SLEEP

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-13-03
Well it all started with that hammer, and-
Just take the hammer and bash some heads.
NO-SENSE ATTACK
EAT THIS GRANDMA
Ugh...I got beat by Grandma bad...
Jason?

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-13-03
The day begins.
I don't wanna play a stupid game, I brought my GBA for a reason.
PLAY WITH ME
At my cousin's all day.
Rita, I want to play Animal Crossing now...please...
How do you find a word, that means- ****!
And today's grand finale.
I'm going to my other friend's...
SAVED FROM THE DUE DATE!

 

by DarkSquirrel
6-14-03
Hi, I have some important information.
Just in, everyone in this comic strip died but me.
And now I'm going to drive this nail through my head. So far I go braindead.

 

by DarkSquirrel
7-15-03
The clown urges Jon into the machine!
No...no...
I'll give you a baloon dog!
SUDDENLY ESCAPE OCCURS
Wow, he's stupid...
However, illegal narcotic clone testing was conducted any way.
Don't hurt Led Zeppelin!
We're just going to stick this cig in your mouth, and then clone you...

 

by DarkSquirrel
8-03-03
Mr. Clippy, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Your search was: Mr. Clippy, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Answers: Look up data on "pop"
POWER PUFF HORSE AWAY
Mr. Horse, how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
It's so hard to find answers in life.
I'm so cooler than you!
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

by DarkSquirrel
2-07-04
So you see, doctor...
WHAT DID YOU SAY AGAIN?

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