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One day Billy found a new game that he liked to play online... Unreal Tournament.
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| Dude, you're entirely too addicted to Unreal Tournament. | |
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| Yeah, so? It's a good game, and I like kicking people's asses. | |
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Even his own girlfriend failed to get him out.
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| It's been SIX MONTHS since you were last outside! They named things in your honor because people think you're dead! | |
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| Cool, I'll have to see it sometime, but right now, fragging comes first. C'mere you friggin' camper... I wants to talk to ya. | |
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So in the end they decided to hire someone to "persuade" him.
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| May the lord forgive me for what I'm about to do... | |
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| You little shit! You ended my killing spree! DIE YOU FRIGGING COMBOWHORE!!! | |
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