TV Commercials are fucking dumb.

Author: Dark_Pulse

Date: April 20, 2005

by Dark_Pulse
4-20-05
Have you taken the drug "Tweek"? If so, you may be eligible for benefits under a recent court settlement ruling.
If you have experienced any of the following symptoms: Strokes, Heart Attacks, Comas, or Death, call the firm of Socketuyu at...
...1-800-BLEEDEM. That's 1-800-BLEEDEM.
Hmm, I think I've died recently...