Failed Pickup Lines, Vol. 5

Author: Dark_Pulse

Date: May 23, 2005

by Dark_Pulse
5-23-05
...wow, that was a good picnic! Here, I got you a drink to wash it down with... It's this new Iced Tea from GHB Co.
So, wanna ride my bull? I promise he won't buck too hard.
Uhh, I've got some catnip... in my pants...