Random Insanity #5: E.T. circa 2015

Author: Dark_Pulse

Date: December 22, 2005

by Dark_Pulse
12-22-05
E.T. phone home.
*hic* Oh no you don't, you son of a bitch... *hic* You ran my phone bill *hic* up to 37-fucking-thousand dollars *hic* calling Andromeda for that *hic* minute there...
E.T. phone home, Elliott...
NO! Fuck man, *hic* doesn't it ever get through *hic* your goddamned mind that *hic* I'm the one PAYING your goddamn *hic* bills?
Elliott kiss E.T.'s ass.