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| Customer: The CrazyPerson(TM) Personal Security System is an improvement from the older-version WeirdPerson(TM) System. | |
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| Formerly, your Security would attack anyone tresspassing on your property by beating them to death with a steel dildo. | |
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| Your current one does the same thing, only in a Bunny Suit and it will sing the song "Kum-Bi-Yah" as it cheerfully defends your property. | |
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