Random Insanity #24: Mother Nature didn't make brains Job #1

Author: Dark_Pulse

Date: December 31, 2005

by Dark_Pulse
12-31-05
So, you wanna come in?
I dunno... I mean, you're a real nice guy and all... you're charming, and funny, and all sorts of good things, but you're missing that special... "something."
Did I tell you I can unfurl my tongue to about six inches in length?
...I'll get upstairs and start stripping naked.