Random Insanity #49: Raising Hell

Author: Dark_Pulse

Date: October 19, 2006

by Dark_Pulse
10-19-06
Thanks for taking my baby, Bill Gates.
Oh, don't mention it. Everything will be fine with him, I promise.
Now, what am I going to name you... hmm... I know, how about "Stan"... no, hmm... I got it! "Satan"!
30 Years Later...
...Look, Dad, for the love of all that is unholy, could you please NOT embarass me down here at work?!
Listen up you little bastard, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't even know how to lift your tail when you take a shit! So shut up and poke Paris Hilton some more, dammit, or I'll spank you right now!!