Captain Bacon Face is in prison for statutory rape

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: May 25, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
5-25-06
Oh, woe is me! I am in prison for statutory rape!
Hey, Fish! You're my bitch now!
Fish? That's not my name.
Oh, I'm sorry. I must have confused you with somebody else.
Now, where were we?