Prof. Pirate says no to drugs

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: May 26, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
5-26-06
Wanna buy some white squares, man?
No way. I haven't done white squares since the '60s. Those were some wild times, man.
One time I took 18 white squares and washed them down with a bottle of mouth wash. I SAW GOD THAT NIGHT, MAN! I STARED RIGHT INTO HIS FUCKING EYES!
Behold! I have magically turned into a flying shark!