SOAP OPERA

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: May 28, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
5-28-06
After being blackmailed by Baron Von Douche, Carlos went to confont him and barely escaped from the bomb planted in his houseboat.
HOLY CRAP!
Then Baron Von Douche hypnotizes Madison, erasing her memory of Derek and the sexy weekend they spent in Moosejaw.
Do you remember Derek now, Madison?
Who the fuck is Derek?
Now, on with the show:
I'm pregnant with three pairs of octuplets and you're the father!
AURGH!