SOAP OPERA 2

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: May 28, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
5-28-06
Drake finishes his robot that he was working on for months to kill Jacob, so he could marry Brooke.
YES! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE! BROOKE WILL SOON BE MINE!
Beep!
And Carlos has taught himself to fly, and is trying to evolve into a bird so he can peck Baron Vob Douche's eyes out.
Tweet! Tweet!
Now, on with the show:
I had a uterus surgically implanted into my anus and now I'm pregnant with your child!
AURGH!